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by admin on May.03, 2009, under games

All that matters is that I know what a reviewer means when they give a game a specific score. But the more 1 thought about it, the more I realized that your method is actually inferior to the method used by most other reviews. The reason is that the other method is so familiar to everyone. Most people in the U.S. grow up receiving grades on a similar scale (A, B , C. D, and F). Just as kilometers, kilograms, and Celsius have less meaning to me than miles, pounds, and Fahrenheit, your 5 out of 10 means a little less to me than the other guys’ 71 percent. While the benefits of switching to the metric system are obvious, I don’t see any benefit to scoring differently than everyone else. It’s just a minor annoyance

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Casual Casualty

by admin on Apr.21, 2009, under games

I’ve been a big gamer my whole life, but this past year or so, I’ve been shying away from longer, more involved games, I’ve devoured many great casual games (Bookworm Adventures springs to mind), sometimes beating them in as few as two sittings, but I just cannot commit myself to anything tiiat would require an emotional investment (Obiivian, Prey, or even Half-Life 2, for god’s sake). Is something wrong with me?

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A Vanguard Vanguard

by admin on Apr.03, 2009, under games

Dungeons & Dragons Online, and Guild Wars (i have no life). Vanguard has the best graphics by far of any of the games I just mentioned. Mr Sharkey needs a new computer if he thinks the graphics aren”t up to par. What is he talking about?

What sensible MMO developer wouldn’t try to use the interface from the most popular game of all time (WOW)? Also, what fantasy MMO doesn’t have “boring quests and highfantasy cliches”"? Even the great WOW has those…all pretty much cloned from D&D way back when I was starting to game on the PC in The late ’80s (yes - 1, too, am an old-timer at 39). I hope your readers are bright enough to try Vanguard for themselves, as your magazine has a history of low review scores on newly released games that were pushed out too fast (which, I agree, Vanguard was). I know, not your problem. You are just doing your jobs, and you do your jobs well, most of the time. I think you missed it on this game, though.

I have an idea: You shoufd get reviewers who actually enjoy the type of game they”re reviewing.

It sounds to me like Sharkey doesn’t really like MMOs at ail. If you needs any help in the reviewing of MMOs, I will gladly volunteer, as long as you put me on the payroll.

I have tried just about all of the MMOs out there (except Auto Assault, as it was shortlived).

With the exception of EQl. I tired of the others very quickly. WOW was just too darn easy (no hate mail, please). Leveling l-to-70 in a month is OK for some people, I guess (4 gazillion subscribers cannot be wrong)…but I prefer a challenge. I’m looking forward to enjoying Vanguard for a long time. I just think Sharkey blew it with this review, and hopefully, the game will make it - even though he pretty much burned it to the ground.

Granted, there were a lot of bugs when Vanguard released. Things are much better now, which makes me wonder when Sharkey reviewed it. The March 29 patch fixed all the bugs that I had problems with. Maybe I am just lucky, but I doubt that.

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I’m buried in a feast of great PC games

by admin on Oct.29, 2008, under games

PC is still the place to be for fans of shooters, MMOs, and strategy games. Even for RPGs. I love BioWare’s games, but The WItcher is the fresher, more fun, and more interesting game in the genre.

We’ve got Crysis, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., World in Conflict, and now Sins ofo Solar Empire. The good stuff just keeps coming. Maybe the talented developers are going to follow the money and jump to console exclusives, but it sure hasn’t happened yet. So Straighten that spine, soldier! Stop apologizing for the sorry state of PC games. The games have never, ever been better. You need to start giving those console kids games pats on the head.

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The Devil You Know

by admin on Oct.18, 2008, under games

My friend told me that Dioblo III is coming out in November of this year. Of course, I don’t believe him, and I have heard that Diablo III was already created but Blizzard didn’t like the end result so they are redoing it. So is there any chance that Blizzard will get it together and get Diablo III finished?

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Ass

by admin on Oct.14, 2008, under games

As a longtime gamer I was happy to hear that Crysis tanked, though not so happy to hear Unreal Tournament 3 sold poorly. I purchased both games, and I don’t think piracy explains the sales figures. UT3 did deserve better however, I throw up a little in my mouth every time I hear a game critic wax poetic about Crysis’ “breakthrough design,” The game is completely derivative and badly designed: Take the oft-copied and tensionkilling health-regeneration system from recent Coll of Duty games; balance it with frustrating, instant death at every turn; add watered-down Crac^Wown/superheroic powers (but make sure they’re only available in three-second spurts so it’s not too fun!); crap out another Far Cry game for the basic framework; and this time make sure the writing is predictable and crammed with dispensable, one-dimensional characters. Presto, we have Crysis, a game that “deserves” and gets a high score in every review, but that, I’m happy to hear, is a game we ain’t buying.

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Why Aren’t You Writing?

by admin on Sep.12, 2008, under games

I really despise a trend I’m starting to see more and more of: people who criticize game critics with the line, “If you can do better, then why aren’t you making games?” The assumption that all game developers are experts on game design is laughable at best. The industry seems full of people like John Romero who were essentially just in the right place at the right time, I don’t know how many times I’ve seen a game that would have been 100 times better if the designers [had] listened to the more critical gamers out there.

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Lara Croft Is too sexy

by admin on Sep.03, 2008, under games

Christians bitch about Bible Fight. Street racing games encourage unsafe driving and gaudy-looking cars. Ban them right quick. Shooters promote violence and have you kilt cops and civilians.

I say no shooters with people who could be misconstrued as Middle Eastern, Indian, Chinese, Russian, or even Americans, or people of any particular religious persuasion, skin tone, etc. Let’s just use black jelly beans as avatars. No one likes those.

Leisure Suit iorry—OMG, where to start?

Civilization and Age of Empires will breed new Hitlers and Stalins. I am truly concerned about all the freakish littie prepubescent girls in F.B.A.R. and BioShock. Please only cover Pong from this point forward.

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Diy? F You!

by admin on Aug.26, 2008, under games

I love these excuses that developers are offering for not including singlepiayer campaigns in their games. From Gas Powered Games on Demigod: “We still have this fantastic world with stories we could tell…we just don t think people want that.” How about this beauty from Ironclad Games on Sins of a Solar Empire: “We’ve banked on players preferring to create their own epics over having us provide a pre-canned one,” Note to GPG: You are telling a story. It’s just not very believable. Note to IronClad: “Banked” is the right term. The development cash you saved by eliminating the single-player campaign is probably being banked right now.

How much research did these developers conduct before concluding that gamers no longer want single-player campaigns? I’d wager that any research extended only to development budget (i.e., “it takes money and time to create a goad single-player campaign, but we’re over budget and behind schedule; therefore, gamers don’t want a single-player campaign”).

Message to developers: I’m too busy to create my own “epic story.’ I’ve just paid money for your game, so I want you to entertain me, I like playing games with stories that unfold via well-written storylines that are supported by professionally crafted CG and voice acting.

If the current trend holds, I’ll just have to climb inside a cardboard box with my computer and use my imagination. Excuse me, I think my neighbor just bought a refrigerator.

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Gray Solidarity

by admin on Aug.23, 2008, under games

As a 25-year-old gamer, I feel the “Gray Power” article. Hit on some good points. Perhaps the older crowds aren’t as ridiculed in some gaming communities as [in] others, but let’s face it, generally speaking, if you’re beyond your early {very early) twenties and caught playing an MMO, then the unofficial imaginary teenybopper handbook states: “You have become too old to piay games or enjoy yourself: now go die.”

Oh how I treasure those golden “You’re how old?” moments while playing a game because, hey, whats not to love about being made to feel like an outcast freak? So I play games at 25 years old. At least I can take comfort in knowing I’m not alone in my senior citizen-gamer status. My wife is an avid gamer too, and we’re celebrating her 48th birthday very soon.

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